2028 US Presidential Election (Seder v Crowder v Dore)

List of major events in the 2028 Presidential election


 * When sitting president Kid Rock endorsed Steven Crowder President Rock said "A vote for crowder is a vote to lower the age of consent again"
 * Illinois Senator Pete Buttigieg drops out after Iowa when there were accusations of the Senator kidnapping opponent Steven Crowder's dog, claimed "It was to prevent Steven Crowder from abusing him further"
 * In the first Democratic primary debate Senator Diane Feinstein fell asleep halfway through her opening statement, she placed 2nd in the Democratic Primary.
 * Despite moderate Liz Cheney raising $200 million in funding, she only received 12 votes in the Republican primary, 4 of which were from registered democrats.
 * Boogaloo-People's Party candidate Jimmy Dore was trapped in scandal when he said on his podcast that he will go death con 3 on Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks. Cenk claimed it was to distract from the fact the Boogaloo-People's Party received 5 million in Bitcoin from a Russian-based exchange
 * Oregon Senator Mike Figueredo's campaign slogan "Doritos in every cabinet and a controller in every hand" earned him vast internet popularity, including memes like "The first gamer president" and "Mike Figueredo will make anime real" he dropped out of the race and endorsed New York Senator Sam Seder after the South Carolina primary, helping Senator Seder to win the nomination
 * Patriotic Republican Vice President candidate Jackson Hinkle called Mike a shitlib in the first debate, the campaign was fined $500,000 by the FCC and the Crowder campaign lost 3% in the polls the next day
 * A photo was uncovered of Steven Crowder shoving a crucifix up his buttocks. He went on to win 98% of the evangelical vote, the most of any Republican