Beto Segni

Laguardia's greatest monster. The RECESSION MASTER. THE MAFIA MASTER. THE BOSS OF BOSSES. THE DEFICIT GOD. THE GREATEST CLASS TRAITOR IN LAGUARDIAN HISTORY. THE LUMPENPROLETARIAT'S STRONGEST SOLDIER. HE WHO SHALL ACCEPT BRIBES. THE TRIAD TRINITARIAN. THE CARTEL KING. THIEVOCRACY'S GREATEST IDEOLOGUE. KLEPTOCRAT OF KLEPTOCRATS LOOK UPON HIS WORK YE GREEDY AND DESPAIR.