Daniele Quaglia

Born in the small town of Indapola, Lescaria Daniele Quaglia was bullied as a child but recalls his youth as a time of happiness and considers many of his bullies to have been his friends. His parents were local factory workers and union representative who tried to raise their son to the utmost level of class consciousness. When Quaglia was 3 years old, he peeled chips of lead paint off the wall of his bedroom and consumed a worrying amount before his horrified mother stopped him. In 1985, at the age of 15, he was expelled from secondary school after being repeatedly caught using the girl's bathroom despite numerous warning, his rationale for this was that he enjoyed peeing sitting down and the stalls in the men's room didn't have locks. Quaglia spent the following 3 years of his youth living with his uncle Silvio who helped him to get a job at the local textile factory.

During this period with his uncle he took to long walks in the hills around Indapola which he said in his 2014 book Falling Star: the Story of Laguardia's next Political, helped him understand the importance of the natural world. On one such walk he met Melona Giorgiana, a local milkmaid who spent her afternoons doing her homework amongst nature. Giorgiana was initially bothered by Quaglia who immediately asked her on a date but over the course of the next 17 months she eventually gave in; they were married eight days later.

At the age of 19, Quaglia was pushed to apply to university by his uncle who desperately sought to rid himself of the young man. A fluke in the admission's process at the University of Morena led to Quaglia's acceptance in the school despite his lack of a high school diploma and the next year he left his now pregnant wife for the city. In his first year at Morena he just barely managed to pass his classes as most of his time was spent partying night and day with the local communist youth. At Morena he gained a reputation as a man-whore for his many sexual relationships with students of all genders.

In 1991, he had spent all his money and was forced to take a job shining shoes in the main square. He got quite good at shoe shining and for a time considered dropping out of University in order to do it full time. Quaglia did not go about this however as he met and became heavily enamored with a fellow classmate of his, Alessandra Mosseli, who he hoped to impress by out performing her academically. Quaglia and Mosseli began studying together regularly which had the bonus effect of getting Quaglia to stop partying in addition to bringing his grades up. In 1992, Quaglia voted for the first time at the age of 22 for Oscar Ciampi because he "liked the way he talked about stuff".

By 1993, Quaglia had become a top student and was regularly surpassing Mosseli on tests and exams. Then, one evening, in order to celebrate the pair's successes, Quaglia peer pressured Mosseli to try alcohol. While both intoxicated, Quaglia allegedly acted inappropriately and attempted to force himself on the woman but was, as claimed by Mosseli, unable to get erect. In the months that followed, Mosseli and Quaglia began dating, during this time Mosseli became addicted to alcohol, her grades dropped significantly and she was ultimately unable to finish the semester. Having breached the terms of her scholarship she was forced to return home in shame as she could not longer afford to finish her education. Her failure as the first person in her family to go to University meant she was a disgrace to her parents and she was forced to become a prostitute to support herself, dying of syphilis in 2002.

Quaglia graduated from the University of Morena in 1994 with a bachelor's in Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and a minor in Interpretive Dance. It was 3 months before he returned to his wife and 4 year old son who had not once visited in during his time at Morena. Melona had taken a job as a seamstress, making a decent wage and buying a small home on the outskirts of Indapola. Daniele began searching for work but could find no application for his degree in the small industrial town and in the end took to shining shoes once more.

In 1996, Daniele and his wife had saved up a considerable amount of money and decided to buy a small apartment in downtown Morena. Here Melona was unsuccessful in finding a job and earned an income by weaving and selling blankets. The now 6 year old child, Mateo Quaglia, started at a local elementary school which greatly annoyed Daniele who abhorred having to bring his son to school. Around this time Daniele met Maria Torina, a 23 year old paralegal who's father owned a major law firm in the city, at a local bar. Quaglia and Torina hit it off and began a "highly sexual relationship" as Quaglia explained in his autobiography.

Sick of life at home and still out of work, Quaglia proposed to Torina with the blessing of her father who had taken quite the liking to him, and the two were married in July. As a present from his new father-in-law, the 26 year old Daniele was given a job at the firm that paid a more than reasonable salary. In addition to this, Mr. Torina also financed the purchase of a three floor penthouse. Meanwhile, with Daniele's complete disappearance, Melona assumed the worst and filed a missing person's suit. The police, unable to locate Quaglia (most likely for lack of trying), told Melona to move on and, in November of 1997, she did, selling the apartment and taking Mateo with her.

Quaglia's fourth child with Maria was born in 2003 and the couple were reasonably happy although Maria on occasion complained to friends about Daniele's seeming lack of attention span and inability to form complex sentences. In spite of this things remained stable throughout the next 7 years until Daniele Quaglia and Mr. Torina had a falling out over the 2010 election in which Quaglia voted for Beto Segni. Maria begged Daniele to make up with her father but he was too lazy to make the effort and ultimately was punitively fired from the Law Firm.

Now without work, Daniele came to blame the city for his unemployment and recklessly sold the penthouse and moved his family to the town of Burlesci to the north of Lescaria. This distressed Maria who had lived in Morena her entire life but she was unwilling to leave Daniele and thus went with him. In Burlesci, Daniele befriended local League members accidentally and began attending meetings. In 2013, Daniele volunteered to run for the party as he was the only person in the regional division of the party that had a Bachelor's degree.

In a somewhat confusing but otherwise inspiring and patriotic campaign, Daniele swooped to victory ahead of his opponents and began his political career. After winning the election, Daniele purchased a Yellow Sports car that he had the logo of LL painted onto the hood of. He drives this vehicle everywhere he goes and is unwilling to drive any other form of transportation.