ISO 4217

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert] It was the first day back to school Cuttin' up in class Actin' like a tool Friends were rollin' in We started talkin' about the summer Deejay saw "Twilight" Bummer! I spoke up, and I asked my friends "Are there any new girls? 9′s or 10′s? Hoping a few hotties had moved from other cities And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties I can't believe my eyes In a contest, they'd win first prize Double D, guarantee I was checking their size It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise Or Earth and Mars having some fun Wait, I take that back, it's like two of the sun! But at this point I let my mind run And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties [Hook] (Tig ol' bitties) Mt. Fuji brought its twin (Tig ol' bitties) Two melons in a shirt (Tig ol' bitties) (Tig ol' bitties) I put books in my lap (Tig ol' bitties) Head bobbing as she walks (Tig ol' bitties) Oh my god! Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties

[Verse 2: Puff Puff Humbert] Kept trippin' in class Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt Boobs having a fiesta Later in lab, we were messin' with test tubes Couldn't take my eyes off the new girl's chest Boobs! Wasn't paying attention Got busted Had to serve detention In biology we talked about the bees The best kind of bees Boobies! I can't believe my mind I old a poker face to her two of a kind With each step her breasts gettin' redefined I'm making my move I'm thinking it's time Oh snap! I'm gonna ask her to prom And in my head she responds "You're the bomb!" Feeling nervous so I count to three "I like your boobs." "Go to prom with me? [Hook] (Tig ol' bitties) King Kong boobs Tig ol' bitties (Great tracks of land) Tig ol' bitties (Tig ol' bitties) Like my balls (Tig ol' bitties) Real big (Tig ol' bitties) Oh my god! Tig ol' bitties

[Electronic Beat] Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek) Tig ol' bitties Tig ol' bitties

[Verse 3: Puff Puff Humbert] She said yes, so I'm getting ready Stain on my shirt, Mom's spaghetti I pick her up, and I'm pretty sure That she'll let me motorboat like "Br-br-br-br-br" I try to cop a feel once we get to school She said, "no touching, that's the rule." Principal walks up on the scene "It's time to announce prom king and queen." "Your Favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties." "Congratulations to you both on winning." Time slowed down, and she jumped for joy Then out of her dress jumped something more Tissues flew and rained from the sky Oh my god! You stuff your shirt? Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt Aw!!! Fake ol' bitties Wow! [Hook] (Fake o' bitties!) You're breaking my heart with (Fake o' bitties!) You're crushing my dreams with Fake ol' bitties! (Fake ol' bitties) I can't believe it! (Fake ol' bitties) You really suck! (Fake ol' bitties!) I can't believe you would do that Fake ol' bitties!

[Outro: Puff Puff Humbert] Why would you do that? Were you just trying to get everyone's attention? Those aren't boobs! They're lies! Lies I tell you! But you know I'm still down to make out if you, if you want to, want to come back with me You know what, never mind (Where them tig ol' bitties at?)